i have not failed, i've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. –thomas edison

 i have not failed, 

i have just matched five eggs with five sperm who were not intended to become human beings.

 i have not failed, 

i have just one human body who doesn't write a perfect first draft every time.

 i have not failed, 

i have just stumbled and cut my knees, but i am still on the mountain.

 i have not failed,

i just need to cry on the couch in my sweats after the successes are in bed.

 i have not failed

 i have not failed

 i have not failed